Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Short Changed

For months now, Jonathan has been scanning my height to see how he stacks up. At family dinner, our eyes almost met on the same level. I, maybe, still have a meagre inch on him. 

I was surprised that our heights were so close and asked him how tall he was. He didn't know. 

We did a quick, crude measurement. He seems to be 5'10".

"Wait a minute! I am 6'1+" and he is almost at eye level with me. People do shrink as they age. I wonder if I have lost an inch."

No, I haven't lost an inch. I have lost 2" inches. Actually 2+ inches.

That's right! Once upon a time I was 6'1" plus a bit. Now I measured at 5'11".

I was shocked. Everyone was shocked.

I have been short-changed as it were.

Trying to measure how tall short Buppa is.




9 comments:

  1. Oh my! That is a lot to lose. Have you had a bone density test?
    I have lost about 1/2", from 5'1 3/4" to 5'11/4"---that's the height I was for all my teen years but somehow I gained a bit in my twenties. Larry has lost a couple inches though, and he really couldn't afford to, being only 5'4" at his tallest!

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  2. Yep--I've gotten shorter and my feet have gotten longer. And then there's the weight thing. Ah, the gifts of age.

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  3. The stature loss happens to all of us. I've lost a couple of inches.

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  4. Get some of those moon boots and the topsy turvey bracket and hang upside down for a while. Might stretch that spine to get at least an inch back. Linda in Kansas

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  5. Both husband and I are decreasing in height.

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  6. I've gone from a towering five foot five and a half to, sigh, five foot almost three. I'm officially small.

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  7. Yeah. Me too. Three inches and counting. Sans eyes, sans teeth, sans everything.

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  8. I was shocked that at a recent appointment, I had lost 1 1/2 inches in height.

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