Saturday, June 10, 2023

Impossibility

Sorry, no can do at this particular moment in time.



21 comments:

Barwitzki said...

Oh yes, unfortunately, the older we get, the more time we need to recover...
I send you many warm regards... and yes, take the time you need... sometimes patience is required.
Viola sends you all the best and a warm greeting.
Hug

Barbara Rogers said...

I have lived around many men, and never did I hear one say he could urinate with elegance. What a hoot! I must have had the wrong kinds of fellas in my life. Oh dear. What is that language above the English? I want to find the men of that culture and ask them, "Do you urinate with elegance?" Think that would work?

PipeTobacco said...

Hmm…. as a kid, out in the woods exploring in the winter, I would sometimes need to “go”. And, I sometimes would practice writing in cursive in the snow. Would that constitute as “elegant”? 😉

PipeTobacco

Boud said...

Both precision and elegance? Quite an ask.

Marcia said...

Re: your question on my blog. AirBnB is an online company where private individuals offer rooms, apartments or entire houses for rent short term. We use it to rent a big house for a whole family vacation every summer. Bed and Breakfast establishments offer rooms and breakfasts like a small inn or hotel though more intimate than a hotel. Google AirBnB and see what comes up.

Blondi Blathers said...

Where is that handy "Like" button! -Kate

Liz Hinds said...

Can anyone?

RedPat said...

Good one.

Christina said...

Do men, ever? Not the ones living in my house. You made me laugh today!

Marie Smith said...

Great sign! For men…

MARY G said...

Pipe Tobacco, I expect that what AC is experiencing is cursive all,right.
Sendung sympathy, AC, even if females get a Pass Go on this one.

roentare said...

Maybe it requires a certificate or diploma in order to enter the toilet

Granny Sue said...

Hoping you will soon be able to do at least one of these soon, AC!

DrumMajor said...

LOL! How charming. They still make pee-training things for toddlers called Tinkle Targets. They're pieces of paper that float on the water, the toddler (or grown man) aims and sinks it, and it all flushes down. Hang in there! YOU TOO will be able to target your tinkle. Linda in Kansas

William Kendall said...

Uh oh!

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

A great funny sign, AC, and in time so you too may be able to accomplish both tasks. Hooe the healing continues and that all will be better soon.

Tabor said...

Ah yes, the Asians who make body functions and art form. Complete with water spray, warm air, and classical music.

Jenn Jilks said...

That was funny.
I just heard a broadcast that talks about:
'Sitzpinklers': Where in Europe do men sit down, or stand up, to pee?

Margaret said...

Dang. My boyfriend is a sitter so he doesn't have to be as precise. ;)

DB Stewart said...

What Margaret said: sitters for life, haha.

Jeanie said...

This reminds me of a joke I heard once -- but I won't repeat it here.