Friday, March 07, 2025

We Are Canadian and Funny

I don't do the Friday Funnies meme, but this is Friday, and these are funny . . . although also serious in a way. Note: if you are tired of political trauma, these are pretty well just fun although it is a bit of a message, especially in the second video. It's not hard to take, however.

More than a decade ago, there was a fun I Am Canadian commercial for Molson Canadian beer. It was carried off in the form of a rant, and was greatly loved. It's just over  minute long.

In these troubled times, the guy, Jack, is back with with a We Are Canadian rant. This time it is not a commercial, and there is a message, but it is mostly fun. (length 1' 42")


I am posting the auto generated transcript below. I looked for the original script but couldn't find a copy.
hey I I know it's in our nature to uh
cut a guy some slack give him the
benefit of the doubt like maybe he was
confused or just joking or just maybe
really needed a double
double but this isn't that guy these
aren't those people and those are not
the Rockies they make a lot of mistakes
they mistake our modesty for meekness
our kindness for consent our nation for
another star on their flag and our love
of a hot cheesy poutine with their love
of a hot cheesy Putin they think they
can bully us threaten us and push us
around but they do not know us that
artificially drawn line they keep
talking about not artificial and it's
not on a map it's right here this is the
land that ter ran the land the gourd
sang about this is the birthplace of
peanut butter and ketchup chips and yoga
pants it is the land of Universal Health
Care and the bench clearing brawl of
innovation and optimism and getting her
done this is the land of the Peacekeeper
and the shawinigan handshake are we
perfect no but we are not the 51st
anything we are the first to unite in
the crisis the first to build Bridges
not walls and the first to stand on
guard for the my name is Jeff and we are
Canadian thank you


26 comments:

  1. I remember the Drink Canada Dry slogan, and a friend saying, well I'm trying to!

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  2. This is brilliant.

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  3. Yes we are Canadian!

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  4. I like those kinds of memes. Canadians really invented yoga pants?

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  5. Yes WE ARE CANADIAN! And staying that way.

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  6. I'm almost Canadian! I couldn't see the second video so thanks for the script.

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  7. Thanks for lightening up the dismal times of tariffs that may or may not exist...but we're all cringing about. Loved that he changed his name for the second video!

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  8. Wow! The second one choked me up. I'm so sorry that our asshole president has messed things us between our nations.

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  9. You bet. Love both of them, but that second one has a real punch. Thank you for posting this; it has a lot more weight than my mad.

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  10. Wonderful! I wish I could be proud of the US.

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  11. I wish I were Canadian! Dang.

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  12. Yes, we are Canadian and gonna stay that way! I saw this the other day (the new version) and loved it. Note line 19 should be "land that Terry ran the land that Gord sang about". If anyone asks you can tell them about those two Canadian heroes. Elbows up!

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  13. Good ones. I just got back from Mexico and proudly wore a hat with a maple leaf and everyone smiled when they realized I wasn't American.

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  14. Thank you for sharing these, AC!
    The current idjit in the White House will not last forever, and when he and his party are gone, I sincerely hope Canada & the US will once again be allies and good neighbors who rely upon one another.

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  15. I love these videos. I read on news that the tariffs gonna postpone til April

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  16. The new rant is just the right amount of a (Canadian) dig, isn't it? Love it.

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  17. Thank you for this. I posted the last one to my facebook. Hilarious. I saw a meme today that said Canada was readying its airforce, and then showed a large 'v' of geese.

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    1. That last was not meant as a insult, btw. Cobra birds are a fearsome opponent and lord knows, we don't need any more shit down here.

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  18. I do like Kokanee beer.

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  19. Wonderful. Maybe Canada could take my state (WA) over. Sigh.

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  20. Yay! I love this. I know some Americans who would love to be Canadians right now. I know I'd love to stay in Canada for the next 4 years, but what would I be coming home to?

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  21. There we have it. A country that can take pride in itself while we Americans are tossed about with lies and untruths each day to cause chaos.

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  22. This is great. We in the States are not too proud of our country these days. And many of us don't feel at home here any more.

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