I see that the Detroit Pistons have agreed to pay Larry Brown six million dollars (about 43 trillion Canadian) not to coach next season. If I had only known that they were looking for someone not to coach, I would have been only too happy to submit my application. I would have come cheap too; I would have agreed not to coach for less than half the price — a bargain, I'd say. Alas: I am too late.
Bwwwaaaahhh, haa, haa, haa!
ReplyDeleteAnd they say America has no social safety net.....
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What? That makes no sense. Yet another reason I don't bother with sports.
ReplyDeleteI definitely would apply for that as well!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's just not fair. Here I'm struggling to find a job, I apply, but don't get an interview. And then a guy gets six million if he doesn't take the job, jees!!
That's just plain not fair. Of all the things to waste money on!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm available not to coach, too. Wonder if there'll be another job opening?
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