Thursday, July 21, 2005

Too Late

I see that the Detroit Pistons have agreed to pay Larry Brown six million dollars (about 43 trillion Canadian) not to coach next season. If I had only known that they were looking for someone not to coach, I would have been only too happy to submit my application. I would have come cheap too; I would have agreed not to coach for less than half the price — a bargain, I'd say. Alas: I am too late.


 

5 comments:

-epm said...

Bwwwaaaahhh, haa, haa, haa!

And they say America has no social safety net.....

-epm

Christi said...

What? That makes no sense. Yet another reason I don't bother with sports.

Iona said...

I definitely would apply for that as well!
Sometimes it's just not fair. Here I'm struggling to find a job, I apply, but don't get an interview. And then a guy gets six million if he doesn't take the job, jees!!

Guinevere Meadow said...

That's just plain not fair. Of all the things to waste money on!!!

Mel said...

I'm available not to coach, too. Wonder if there'll be another job opening?