Saturday, February 12, 2005

Signs of the Times

In An Office

Toilet out of order ... please use floor below

In A Laundromat

Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

In A London Department Store

Bargain basement upstairs

In An Office

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In An Office

After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside A Secondhand Shop

We exchange anything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice In Health Food Shop Window

Closed due to illness

Spotted In A Safari Park

Elephants please stay in your car

Notice In A Farmer's Field

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , but the bull charges.

On A Repair Shop Door

We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door — the bell doesn't work



Iona said...


Martin said...

My favorite is posted in the men's washroom in an office building and it says "Gentlemen, please stand closer to the Urinal; it's shorter than you think." and it is signed "The Janitorial Staff"

Karla said...

Very funny!
Reminds of a sign I seen somewhere once at a Restaurant/Gas Station.

"Eat Here and Get Gas"