In An Office
Toilet out of order ... please use floor below
In A Laundromat
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In A London Department Store
Bargain basement upstairs
In An Office
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In An Office
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside A Secondhand Shop
We exchange anything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice In Health Food Shop Window
Closed due to illness
Spotted In A Safari Park
Elephants please stay in your car
Notice In A Farmer's Field
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , but the bull charges.
On A Repair Shop Door
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door — the bell doesn't work
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is posted in the men's washroom in an office building and it says "Gentlemen, please stand closer to the Urinal; it's shorter than you think." and it is signed "The Janitorial Staff"
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteReminds of a sign I seen somewhere once at a Restaurant/Gas Station.
"Eat Here and Get Gas"
mmmm..