Saturday, February 12, 2005

Signs of the Times

In An Office


Toilet out of order ... please use floor below


In A Laundromat


Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out


In A London Department Store


Bargain basement upstairs


In An Office


Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken


In An Office


After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board


Outside A Secondhand Shop


We exchange anything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?


Notice In Health Food Shop Window


Closed due to illness


Spotted In A Safari Park


Elephants please stay in your car


Notice In A Farmer's Field


The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , but the bull charges.


On A Repair Shop Door


We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door — the bell doesn't work


 

3 comments:

Iona said...

Hilarious!

Martin said...

My favorite is posted in the men's washroom in an office building and it says "Gentlemen, please stand closer to the Urinal; it's shorter than you think." and it is signed "The Janitorial Staff"

Karla said...

Very funny!
Reminds of a sign I seen somewhere once at a Restaurant/Gas Station.

"Eat Here and Get Gas"

mmmm..