I checked out the "How Old Are You?" calculator that Ruth mentioned in her post about worship. This is what it calculated for me.
My two billion second birthday will occur in January 2011. I am giving you lots of warning: lots of lead time to consider and send appropriate gifts.
I also learned that I will die on August 02, 2028 when I am 81 years old. Actually, this calculator assumes a life span of 81 years for everyone. Eighty-one seems good to me right now, but I suppose that if I make to 80, I might not be so sanguine about it.
I am posting this because I am too lazy to think of something clever to say and because you might like to check out the site too.
PS: I do kid a lot, but I think you could at least send a sympathy card to Cuppa come August 18 years hence.